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February 14 2018

Meet A LoCoFloer: Forrest (Valentine's Edition)

Tags: Hilarious, Meet a LoCoFloer

How long have you been a customer?

I wouldn’t call myself a customer, but I am a regular. My crib is next to the shop. I’ve been coming to LoCoFlo for as long as I can remember.

Oh, so you’re a neighbor?

Yeah, LoCoFlo is the best smelling place around. Plus, they’ve got some sick talent. I have a little somethin’ somethin’ going on with a girl who works there.

Really? That sounds juicy.

Yeah. But we’re keeping it on the down low. She’s got an old man.

Scandalous! How did this start?

It was all Stacy. The first time I trotted into the shop, I wasn’t there more than a few seconds before the squealing started. She picked me up and kissed me before we were even properly introduced.

She picked you up?

Yeah. I only weigh 8 pounds.

Because of your breed?

Well, I’m small for my breed. But, can you blame her? I’m adorable. Everywhere I go ladies faun over me. Dudes too. But Stacy is my main babe. She gives the best belly rubs. Don’t tell Liz.

Who is Liz?

That’s my old lady,

You dog!

You know it. Representin’ all the Doodles.

So, Rover Romeo, what do you have planned for Valentine’s Day?

If I could get on the internet, I would order flowers from LoCoFlo’s website. They have special arrangements for Valentine’s Day, plus gift certificates, The Flower PickUp, and Gift Baskets.

What about their Open Studio on Sunday February 11 10-2?

Yeah, I’ll probably stop over. Open Studio is always the shizzle. But, I need to be careful - I’ve got a lot of ladies in the hood. I don’t need the drama.

Really.

Yeah. Look, I gotta bounce. I’m meeting my homie, Larry.

What are you guys up to?

You don’t want to know.


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